me: What's that?
tsudoku: What?
me: That...(pointing to Star Wars: The Force Unleashed) Is that new? Did you just buy that??
tsudoku: [silence]
me: [silent stare of death] Where's the receipt?
tsudoku: In the trash
me: The trash right there? (pointing to the one by the door)
tsudoku: No...outside???
me: How much was it?
tsudoku: [silence]
me: How MUCH was IT????????
tsudoku: [silence] I love you baby...
me: If you tell me it was $50 I'm going to ream you
tsudoku: .....
me: Don't think that by not saying anything you'll be able to save yourself from getting reamed. How much was it?
tsudoku: [nervous chuckle]
Later on, about two days later..
me: SIXTY DOLLARS?!?!!? You spent SIXTY [bleep] dollars on this GAME?!!?!?!?
tsudoku: [silence]
me: THIS IS WHY I HAVEN'T SEEN A RING YET!!!! I TOTALLY GET IT NOW!!!!!!!!!
tsudoku: .....
me: Ugh! You just wait...when you're asleep, I'm taking that Xbox and EVERY one of your games and selling them!
tsudoku: Then how would you play Katamari?
me: ....